What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !
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What to you call a Russian flea …
What to you call a Russian flea ?
A Moscow-ito !
What TV game show do fish like b…
What TV game show do fish like best?
Name that tuna!
What TV station do bees watch ?B…
What TV station do bees watch ?
Bee bee c one!
What two letters do you say when…
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone?
LO
What two members of the cow fami…
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves!
What two letters of the alphabet…
What two letters of the alphabet do snowmen prefer ?
I.C. !
What type of people do vampires …
What type of people do vampires like?
Type O positive people.
What type of music do lightning …
What type of music do lightning bolts listen to?
-Rock and Roll
What two words have thousands of…
What two words have thousands of letters in them?
Post office.