What will santa bring your fish this christmas?
A scale letrix!
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What will the Easter Bunny be do…
What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?
One to three for breaking and entering.
What word grows smaller when you…
What word grows smaller when you add two letters to it?
Add “er” to short and it becomes shorter.
What word allows you to take awa…
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?
Stone.
What works in a circus, walks a …
What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws ?
An acrocat !
What world athletic sporting eve…
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
The Olympigs!
What would a pig name a chain of…
What would a pig name a chain of food stores?
“Stop “N Slop Markets”
What would Economics be without …
What would Economics be without assumptions?
Accounting
What would happen if pigs could …
What would happen if pigs could fly?
Bacon would go up!
What would happen if pigs went o…
What would happen if pigs went on strike?
They’d form pigget lines.