What was the name of Tom Sawyer’s fish?
Huckleberry Fin!
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What was the parrot doing in pri…
What was the parrot doing in prison ?
It was a jail-bird !
What was the policeman’s baby’s …
What was the policeman’s baby’s first words ?
Hallo, Hallo, Hallo !
What was the Tsar of Russia’s fa…
What was the Tsar of Russia’s favorite fish ?
Tsardines !
What was wrong with the boy’s br…
What was wrong with the boy’s brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?
Forty feet of track – all straight!
What wears a black, white, and t…
What wears a black, white, and tan coat but has no hair?
A bald beagle!
What weighs 35 tons, has four fu…
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?
Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
What weighs 4 tons and is bright…
What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ?
An elephant holding its breath !
What will fall on the lawn first…
What will fall on the lawn first?
An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue?
What will a monster eat in a res…
What will a monster eat in a restaurant?
The waiter.