What was Camelot famous for ?
It’s knight life !
What was Camelot famous for ?
It’s knight life !
What was so good about he neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas?
It was wound up already.
What was King Arthur’s favourite game?
Knights and crosses!
What was the dog doing on the turnpike?
About seven miles an hour.
What was the dentist doing in Panama?
…Looking for the Root Canal
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?
Sat down !
What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein’s monster?
HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.
What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ?
Speaking Latin !
What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur?
Sir Lunchalot.
What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater ?
‘Claws.’