What’s a vampire’s favorite dance?
The Fang Tango.
What’s a vampire’s favorite danc…
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What’s a toads favourite sweet ?…
What’s a toads favourite sweet ?
Lollihops !
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop s…
What’s a zombie’s favorite pop song?
Dead sails in the sunset.
What’s a zombie say when he gets…
What’s a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?
It’s a dead letter day.
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobb…
What’s a vampire’s favorite hobby?
In-grave-ing.
What’s an actuary?An accountant …
What’s an actuary?
An accountant without the sense of humour.
What’s an accountant’s idea of t…
What’s an accountant’s idea of trashing his hotel room?
Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.
What’s another name for a clever…
What’s another name for a clever duck ?
A wise quacker !
What’s an octopuses favourite la…
What’s an octopuses favourite latin saying?
Squid pro quo!
What’s an extroverted accountant…
What’s an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.