What’s an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
What’s an extroverted accountant?
One who looks at your shoes while he’s talking to you instead of his own.
What’s another name for an parent?
Someone who’s stopped growing except around the waist.
What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner?
A co-pile-it!
What’s as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?
An elephant’s shadow !
What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing?
A horses shadow!
What’s another word for a murderer who kills old ladies?
A Killergran.
What’s big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ?
The Loch Ness Elephant !
What’s at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time!
What’s big and grey and wears a mask ?
The elephantom of the opera !
What’s big and grey and protects you from the rain ?
An umbrellaphant !