What’s big and hairy and goes ‘beep beep’?
A monster in a traffic jam.
What’s big and hairy and goes ‘b…
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What’s big and hairy and climbs …
What’s big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?
Queen Kong.
What’s big and purple and hugs y…
What’s big and purple and hugs your Easter basket?
The Easter Barney!
What’s big and ugly and drinks o…
What’s big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?
A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.
What’s big, heavy, furry, danger…
What’s big, heavy, furry, dangerous and has sixteen wheels?
A monster on roller-skates.
What’s big, grey and flies strai…
What’s big, grey and flies straight up ?
An elecopter !
What’s black and white and turns…
What’s black and white and turns cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
What’s black and white and makes…
What’s black and white and makes a lot of noise?
A zebra with a set of drums.
What’s black and white all over …
What’s black and white all over and difficult?
An exam paper!
What’s black, brown and white, b…
What’s black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!