What’s black and white, stinks and hangs from a line?
A drip dry skunk.
What’s black and white, stinks a…
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What’s black and white, black an…
What’s black and white, black and white, black and white?
A nun rolling down a hill.
What’s black, hairy, and writes …
What’s black, hairy, and writes under water?
A ball-point gorilla!
What’s blue and has big ears ?An…
What’s blue and has big ears ?
An elephant at the North Pole !
What’s black, yellow and covered…
What’s black, yellow and covered in blackberries ?
A bramble bee !
What’s blue and sings alone? – D…
What’s blue and sings alone?
– Dan Ackroyd.
What’s brown and white and flies…
What’s brown and white and flies all over?
Thanksgiving turkey, when you carve it with a chain saw!
What’s brown and furry on the in…
What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?
King Kong in clingfilm
What’s Father Christmas called w…
What’s Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents ?
Santa pause !
What’s fat and jolly and runs on…
What’s fat and jolly and runs on eight wheels?
Father Christmas on roller skates!