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What’s Christmas called in Engla…
What’s Christmas called in England ?
Yule Britannia !
What’s gray and furry on the ins…
What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?
A mouse sandwich !
What’s got six legs and can fly …
What’s got six legs and can fly long distances ?
Three swallows !
What’s furry, has whiskers and c…
What’s furry, has whiskers and chases outlaws ?
A posse cat !
What’s five miles long and has a…
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A blonde parade!
What’s grey and goes round and r…
What’s grey and goes round and round ?
An elephant in a washing machine !
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs a…
What’s gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ?
Stalagmice !
What’s grey and lights up ?An el…
What’s grey and lights up ?
An electric elephant !
What’s grey and moves at a hundr…
What’s grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?
A jet propelled elephant !