What’s grey and never needs ironing ?
A drip dry elephant !
What’s grey and never needs iron…
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What’s grey and wrinkly and jump…
What’s grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds ?
An elephant with hiccups !
What’s grey, carries a bunch of …
What’s grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?
A get wellephant !
What’s grey, beautiful and wears…
What’s grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderelephant !
What’s grey but turns red ?An em…
What’s grey but turns red ?
An embarrassed elephant !
What’s hairy, dangerous and only…
What’s hairy, dangerous and only surfs the Net when there’s a full moon?
The www.erewolf.
What’s hairy and flies through t…
What’s hairy and flies through the air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
What’s grey, stands in a river w…
What’s grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn’t get wet ?
An elephant with an umbrella !
What’s it called when a vampire …
What’s it called when a vampire kisses you goodnight?
Necking.
What’s long, green and goes hith…
What’s long, green and goes hith ?
A snake with a lisp !