What’s long and stylish and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
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What’s long, hard, and has semen…
What’s long, hard, and has semen in it?
A submarine!
What’s more dangerous than being…
What’s more dangerous than being with a fool ?
Fooling with a bee !
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet …
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
What’s musical and holds gallons…
What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer?
A barrel organ.
What’s orange and sounds like a …
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
What’s organic dental floss?Pubi…
What’s organic dental floss?
Pubic hair!
What’s pink and gray and wrinkly…
What’s pink and gray and wrinkly and old and belongs to Grandpa monster?
– Grandma monster
What’s pink, lives in a sty and …
What’s pink, lives in a sty and drinks blood?
A hampire.
What’s pink, has five toes, and …
What’s pink, has five toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people’s foot!