What’s red and blue and sogs up your Easter basket?
Coloured scrambled eggs
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What’s red and invisible? No tom…
What’s red and invisible?
No tomatoes.
What’s red and green and wears b…
What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves?
A fruit punch.
What’s red on the outside and gr…
What’s red on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
What’s so bad about being a dick…
What’s so bad about being a dick?
Your closest mates are 2 nuts and an ass hole, your master covers you in a plastic bag, And every time you get excited you spew.
What’s Scrooge’s favourite Chris…
What’s Scrooge’s favourite Christmas game?
Mean-opoly.
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christ…
What’s Tarzan’s favourite Christmas song?
Jungle bells.
What’s tennis players favourite …
What’s tennis players favourite city?
Volley wood!
What’s that pig doing in the mid…
What’s that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?
Didn’t you tell me to put out a stop swine?
What’s the best city to search t…
What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in?
Rome.