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Fry-day.
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What’s the best thing about turn…
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
What’s the best thing about dead…
What’s the best thing about deadly snakes ?
They’ve got poisonality !
What’s the best thing to put int…
What’s the best thing to put into a pizza?
Your teeth.
What’s the best way to catch a u…
What’s the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him
What’s the best way to catch a f…
What’s the best way to catch a fish?
Have someone throw it at you.
What’s the best way to get King …
What’s the best way to get King Kong to sit up and beg?
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
What’s the best way to get a man…
What’s the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?
Get married on his birthday.
What’s the best way to see a cha…
What’s the best way to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television !
What’s the best way to make a bu…
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat ?
Put him in a tight jumper !