What’s the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
What’s the best way to increase the size of your bank balance?
Look at it through a magnifying glass.
What’s the biggest moth in the world ?
A mammoth !
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership ?
Cold Trafford !
What’s the definition of a good actor?
Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself.
What’s the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!
What’s the definition of a narrow squeak ?
A thin mouse !
What’s the definition of a good tax accountant?
Someone who has a loophole named after him.
What’s the definition of a Parapet?
Pet parrot kept by parachutist!
What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ?
A chameleon on a tartan rug !