What’s the definition of Parity?
Two parrots exactly the same!
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What’s the definition of an acco…
What’s the definition of an accountant?
Someone who solves a problem you didn’t know you had in a way you don’t understand.
What’s the definition of a schoo…
What’s the definition of a school report?
A poison pen letter from the principal.
What’s the definition of unlikel…
What’s the definition of unlikely?
A photo-spread in Playboy titled ‘The World’s Top Accountants – Nude!’.
What’s the definition of Polysty…
What’s the definition of Polystyrene?
A plastic parrot!
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?
The candle is a thousand times brighter!
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a bus driver and a cold?
A bus driver knows the stops, and a cold stops the nose.
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have, the other thinks you have what he treats.
What’s the difference between a …
What’s the difference between a homeless and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.