What’s the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ?
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?
You cry when you cut up an onion.
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What’s the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?
A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.
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What’s the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?
You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.
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What’s the difference between a monster and a mouse?
A monster makes bigger holes in the skirting board.
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What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?
E.T. phoned home.
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What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What’s the difference between a Northern zoo and a Southern zoo?
In a Northern zoo you have the name of the animal and the Latin name underneath. In a Southern zoo you haven the name of the animal and a recipe underneath.
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What’s the difference between a nurse and a nun?
A nun only serves one God.
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What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and someone who’s just got out of the bath?
One is rude and nosey. The other is nude and rosey!