What’s the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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What’s the difference between a psychologist and a magician?
A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!
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What’s the difference between a reindeer and a snowball?
They’re both brown, except the snowball.
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What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker?
a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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What’s the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?
One is a weak one and the other one week !
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What’s the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver?
A schoolteacher says, “Spit out that toffee” and a train says, “Choo, choo.”
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What’s the difference between a teacher and a conductor on the railroad?
One trains the mind, the other minds the train.
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What’s the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?
If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour, it’ll probably stop whining.
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What’s the difference between a sigh, a car and a monkey?
A sigh is oh, dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you, dear.
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What’s the difference between a very old, shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?
One’s a seedy beast and the other’s a deceased bee.