What’s the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?
One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.
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You can’t dip a vampire in your tea.
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A tiger has the mane part missing !
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About 3000 miles !
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About 3,000 miles !
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Have you ever tried worm pie ?
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A gooseberry is green !
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Have you ever tried to peel an elephant ?
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One rarely bites and the other barely writes !
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What’s the difference between an angler and a dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates his books.