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What’s the fastest way to send a…
What’s the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
What’s the fastest cake in the w…
What’s the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.
What’s the easiest way for a Gor…
What’s the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?
Collect unemployment insurance!
What’s the first thing ghosts do…
What’s the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car?
-They boo-kle their seatbelts
What’s the favourite flavour of …
What’s the favourite flavour of sharks?
Shark-o-late!
What’s the favorite subject of y…
What’s the favorite subject of young witches at school?
Spelling.
What’s the hardest thing about l…
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?
The road.
What’s the hardest part of milki…
What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse ?
Getting it to fit over a bucket !
What’s the hardest part of makin…
What’s the hardest part of making monster soup?
Stirring it.