What’s the greatest birthday present?
Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.
What’s the greatest birthday present?
Hard to say – but a drum takes a lot of beating.
What’s the moral of the story about Jonah and the whale ?
You can’t keep a good man down !
What’s the matter son?
The boy next door said I look just like you?
What did you say?
Nothing he’s bigger than me !
What’s the longest piece of furniture in the school?
The multiplication table.
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?
The ground!
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?
Go into town and gang-audit someone.
What’s the most popular wine at Christmas?
“I don’t like sprouts!”
What’s the most famous coffee in Afghanistan?
Osama bin Latte
What’s the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.