What’s the object of a Jewish football game?
To get the quarter back!
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What’s the national anthem of Pu…
What’s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?
“Attention K-Mart shoppers…”
What’s the ultimate rejection?Wh…
What’s the ultimate rejection?
When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
What’s the speed limit of sex?68…
What’s the speed limit of sex?
68; at 69 you have to turn around.
What’s the unluckiest kind of ca…
What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe !
What’s the worst thing you’re li…
What’s the worst thing you’re likely to find in the school cafeteria?
The food!
What’s the worst thing about hav…
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
What’s the witches favourite pop…
What’s the witches favourite pop group ?
Broomski Beat !
What’s worse than a giraffe with…
What’s worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?
An aardvark with the sniffles!
What’s wet and wiggly and says h…
What’s wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?
Two octopuses shaking hands.