What’s Up, Doc?
by Howie Dewin
What’s Up, Doc?
by Howie Dewin
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you have VD?
Having your dentist tell you.
What’s worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
– A woman that won’t do what she’s told.
What’s yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?
An elephant disguised as a banana !
What’s yellow and writes?
A ball-point banana.
What’s yellow and flashes?
A banana with a loose connection.
What’s yellow and always points to the north?
A magnetic banana.
What’s your dad getting for Christmas?
Bald and fat.
What’s yellow, has wheels and lies on its back?
A dead school bus!
What’s yellow, has long ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!