What’s yellow, comes from Peru, and is completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear’s forgotten cousin !
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Whats green and goes round and r…
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
Whats green and can jump a mile …
Whats green and can jump a mile a minute ?
A frog with hiccups !
Whats black and white and red al…
Whats black and white and red all over?
A nun in a car accident.
Whats a frogs favourite game ? I…
Whats a frogs favourite game ?
It’s croak-et !
Whats the difference between a b…
Whats the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you.
Whats the definition of love, tr…
Whats the definition of love, true love, and showing off?
Spitting, swallowing and gargling.
Whats the best thing to put into…
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ?
Your teeth !
Whats green and goes round and r…
Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ?
A frog in a blender !
Whats the difference between you…
Whats the difference between your wife and your job?
After 10 years, the job still sucks.