Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?
One’s mad cow disease, the other’s an agricultural problem.
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE?
One’s mad cow disease, the other’s an agricultural problem.
Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row
When a baby is learning to eat, shouldn’t he have an L-plate?
Whats white on the outside, green on the inside and comes with relish and onions ?
A hot frog !
Whats the world weakest animal ?
A toad, he croaks if you even touch him !
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?
Rust in peace !
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty?
The bathtub.
When a car skidded on wet pavement and struck a telephone pole, several bystanders ran over to help the driver. A woman was the first to reach the victim, but a man rushed in and pushed her back. “Step aside, lady,” he barked. “I’ve taken a course in first aid.” The woman watched him for a few minutes, then tapped his shoulder. “Pardon me,” she said. “But when you get to the part about calling a doctor, I’m right here.”
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones!