When is a car like a frog ?
When it’s becing toad !
When is a car like a frog ?
When it’s becing toad !
When is a dog most impolite?
When he points.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
When is a letter damp?
When it has postage due (dew).
When is a lion not a lion ?
When he turns into his cage !
When is a parent like a child?
When he’s a miner.
When is a pig an ecologist?
When he recycles garbage into ham.
When is an aardvark jumpy?
When he’s got ants in his pants!
When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.
When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?
When your a mouse !