When fish play football, who is the captain ?
The team’s kipper !
When fish play football, who is …
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When fish play football, who is …
When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team’s kipper!
When Fred was applying for a cre…
When Fred was applying for a credit card, the manager of the credit card company asked him if he had much money in the bank. “I have,” said Fred. “How much?
” asked the manager. “I don’t know exactly,” said Fred, “I haven’t shaken it lately.”
When George Washington was a gen…
When George Washington was a general, why did he like to have dogs around?
They were very helpful during the “Roverlutionary War!”
When he’s out driving, where doe…
When he’s out driving, where does Dracula like to stop and eat?
The Happy Biter.
When I asked my boss for a salar…
When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn’t increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he’d fire them.
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?…
When is a bicycle not a bicycle?
When it turns into a driveway.
When I get real bored, I like to…
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I’m leaving.
When is a birthday cake like a g…
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball?
When it’s been sliced.
When is a black dog not a black …
When is a black dog not a black dog ?
When it’s a greyhound !