When does a bed grow longer?
At night, because two feet are added to it.
When does a bed grow longer?At n…
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When does a dog go “moo” ?When i…
When does a dog go “moo” ?
When it is learning a new language !
When does a dog go “moo” ?When i…
When does a dog go “moo” ?
When it is learning a new language !
When does a female deer need mon…
When does a female deer need money?
When she doesn’t have a buck.
When does a hamburger wear a loo…
When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button?
When somebody says, ‘Well done’!
When does a horse neigh?Whinny w…
When does a horse neigh?
Whinny wants to!
When does a horse talk on the ph…
When does a horse talk on the phone?
Whinny wants to!
When does a person decide to bec…
When does a person decide to become an accountant?
When he realises he doesn’t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.
When does a rabbit go exactly as…
When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train?
When it’s on the train.
When doesn’t a telephone work un…
When doesn’t a telephone work underwater?
When it’s wringing wet!