When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
When do cannibals cook you? On F…
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When do clocks die?When their ti…
When do clocks die?
When their time is up.
When do computers go to sleep?Wh…
When do computers go to sleep?
When it’s internight.
When do e-mails stop being in bl…
When do e-mails stop being in black and white?
When they are read.
When do ghosts play tricks on ea…
When do ghosts play tricks on each other?
On April Ghoul’s Day
When do ghosts usually appear?Ju…
When do ghosts usually appear?
Just before someone screams.
When do hamburgers most enjoy wa…
When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV?
During PRIME time!
When do men insist that women ar…
When do men insist that women are illogical?
When a woman doesn’t agree with them.
When do rabbits have buck teeth?…
When do rabbits have buck teeth?
When their parents won’t get them braces.
When do vampires bite you? On Wi…
When do vampires bite you?
On Wincedays.