When are Pomeranians good at taking photographs?
Only when they snap at something!
When are Pomeranians good at tak…
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When can you dive in a swimming …
When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ?
When your bald !
When can you count on a hamburge…
When can you count on a hamburger in an emergency?
When the chips are down!
When Bernard got fired from his …
When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toilets, return his company credit card, give back his company car, and even give back his ulcer!
When crossing the Delaware River…
When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat ?
He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row !
When did Caesar reign ?I didn’t …
When did Caesar reign ?
I didn’t know he reigned.Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?
When did the criminal get smart?…
When did the criminal get smart?
When the judge threw the book at him.
When did the Gorillas start to p…
When did the Gorillas start to picket the cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture animal crackers!
When do accountants laugh out lo…
When do accountants laugh out loud?
When somebody asks for a raise
When do burgers quit their jobs?…
When do burgers quit their jobs?
The day they decide to meat LOAF!