When Mike got arrested, they told him, “Anything you say will be held against you.”Mike said, “Claudia Schiffer’s breasts.”
Author Archives: lennart
When Lee ate raw onions for a we…
When Lee ate raw onions for a week what did he become?
Lone Lee.
When pigs have a party, who jump…
When pigs have a party, who jumps out of the cake?
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
When pigs get a toothache, who d…
When pigs get a toothache, who do they see?
‘ Painless Porker.
When our second child was on the…
When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who had already had at least one child.The instructor raised the issue of breaking the news to the older child. It went like this: “Some parents,” she said, “tell the older child, ‘We love you so much we decided to bring another child into this family.’ But think about that. Ladies, what if your husband came home one day and said, ‘Honey, I love you so much I decided to bring home another wife.'” One of the women spoke up immediately. “Does she cook?
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When should you feed milk to a b…
When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
When it’s a baby elephant !
When should a mouse carry an umb…
When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?
When it’s raining cats and dogs !
When Shall We Meet Again ?by Mil…
When Shall We Meet Again ?
by Miles Apart
When should you feel sorry for a…
When should you feel sorry for a skunk?
When its spray pump is out of order!
When the cat’s away…..?The hou…
When the cat’s away…..?
The house smells better !