Dewey and Odell met on the Brownsville main street. “Say,” said Dewey, “Ah hurd yew and yore wife is goin’ ta night school ta take Spanish lessons. How cum?

” “Uh huh,” answered Odell. “We went and adopted us a little Mexican baby, and we wanna be able ta understand him when he gets old enough ta talk!”

Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit’s new baby?

She thought babies should be pink, so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.