Did you find my horse well behaved?
Indeed, whenever we came to a fence he let me over first!
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Did you ever see a country boy i…
Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab?
He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, “Taxi!”
Did you ever blow bubbles as as …
Did you ever blow bubbles as as child?
Yeh, well he’s back in town and wants your new number.
Did u know that a condom had a s…
Did u know that a condom had a serial number?
No, I never had to unroll one that far.
Did you hear about the bear hunt…
Did you hear about the bear hunter?
Well, he was out hunting for bears one day, and soon came across a large, trophy sized bear. He raised his rifle and took careful aim. Just as he was about to pull the trigger, the bear turned and began tospeak to him!”Isn’t it better to talk than to shoot?
What do you want?
Let’s negotiate the matter,” said the bear.Lowering his rifle in shock, the hunter thought a second, and then replied, “I want a fur coat.”
Did you hear about the Baton Rou…
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
Did you hear about the banker wh…
Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to pay for his daughter’s college education?
As the policeman, who also had a daughter in college, was leading him away in handcuffs, he said to the banker, “I have just one question for you. Where were you going to get the rest of the money?
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Did you hear about the auto mech…
Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?
Did you hear about the aristocra…
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race!
Did you hear about the argumenta…
Did you hear about the argumentative skunk?
He always liked to make a stink!