Where do you take a sick horse?
To the Horspital!
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the Horspital!
Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?
To a weterinarian!
Where does a burger go on vacation?
The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!
Where does a burger feel at home?
On the range!
Where do you usually find dogs?
It all depends on where you lose them.
Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?
On his birthday flake!
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?
At a ghastly station.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way!
Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In its trunk.
Where does a woodsman keep his pigs?
In his hog cabin!