Where does a vampire take a bath?
In the bat-room (bathroom).
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where does saddam hussein keep h…
where does saddam hussein keep his c.d collection?
In Iraq (a rack)
Where does King Kong sleep? Anyw…
Where does King Kong sleep?
Anywhere he wants to.
Where does the dentist get his g…
Where does the dentist get his gas?
…At the filling station
Where does the bride of Frankens…
Where does the bride of Frankenstein have her hair done?
At the ugly parlour.
Where does the aardvark family a…
Where does the aardvark family always come first?
In the phone book!
Where is a tornado put in jail t…
Where is a tornado put in jail to be punished?
-In a high pressure cell
Where does the Internet football…
Where does the Internet football team play?
Webley.
Where does the Easter Bunny go w…
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?
To a re-tail store!
Where is Pinocchio’s website?On …
Where is Pinocchio’s website?
On the splinternet.