Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark.
Where is everyone beautiful?
In the dark.
Where is Dracula’s American office?
The Vampire State Building.
Where is the best place to hide a lawyer?
In a brief case.
Where is the best place to buy computer software?
Washington C.D
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber?
The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
While I was waiting to see the dentist, a woman came out of his inner office smiling. Nodding to me, she said, “Thank goodness my work is completed. I’m so glad to have found a painless dentist and one who’s so gentle and understanding too.” When seated in the dentist chair, I related the incident to the doctor. He laughed and explained, “Oh, that was just my Mother.”
Where was the Magna Carta signed ?
At the bottom !
Where is the most open green space in New York City?
Central Pork
Where is the monster’s temple?
On the side of his head.
Where would you take a ghost for lunch?
Pizza Haunt!