Where would you put an injured insect ?
In an antbulance !
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Where will a springer spaniel ne…
Where will a springer spaniel never shop?
At a flea market!
Which aardvark holds the speed r…
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Where’s the safest place to hide…
Where’s the safest place to hide money from a man?
Under the soap
Where’s the most dangerous place…
Where’s the most dangerous place to go trick-or-treating?
On the psycho path!
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?On…
Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
On the world wide web.
Which big cat should you never p…
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Which baseball team is currently…
Which baseball team is currently the favourite with hamburger fans?
The Cincinnati Reds -because they’re the Big Bread Machine!
Which author do the Gorillas lov…
Which author do the Gorillas love most?
Joh Steinbeck – who wrote ‘The Apes of Wrath!’
Which astronaut wears the bigges…
Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?
The one with the biggest head.