Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Which big cat should you never play cards with ?
A cheetah !
Which bird ran for President?
H. Ross Parrot
Which bird is always out of breath ?
A puffin !
Which burgers are dishonest?
Cat-burgers! (burglars)
Which burger is famous for a long nose?
Cyrano de Burgerac!
Which book makes prudish Gorillas blush?
The Naked Ape!
Which birds steal soap from the bath ?
Robber ducks !
Which city holds the record for the most suicides committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall building?
Fall-adelphia!
Which cheeseburger makes a big hit in baseball?
A double!
Which burgers love to act?
Ham-burgers!