Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !
Who is tall, dark and a great dancer ?
Dark Raver !
Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
The turkey – he’s always stuffed !
Who is king of all the mice ?
Mouse Tse Tung !
Who is the bees favourite singer ?
Sting !
Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ?
Al Caprawn !
Who is the dogs favourite comedian ?
Growlcho Marx !
Who is the Easter Bunny’s favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Who is the fastest runner in history.Adam – because he was the first in the human race.
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite President of recent years?
Hairy Truman!
Who is the Gorillas’ favourite playwright?
Eugene O’Neill – who wrote ‘The Hairy Ape!’