Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves ?
Mickey Moose !
Who is a bee’s favourite painter ?
Pablo Beecasso !
Who invented the telephone?
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
Who invented King Arthur’s round table ?
Sir Circumference !
Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?
Click Turpin
Who is it that everybody listens to but nobody believes?
The weatherman.
Who is in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.
Who is bigger – Mrs Bigger or Mrs Bigger’s baby?
Mrs Bigger’s baby, because he’s a little Bigger.
Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?
The girl necks door.
Who is the bees favourite pop group ?
The bee gees !