Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
Who does a ghoul fall in love with?
His ghoul friend.
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.
Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?
The Lone Aardvark!
Who gave the Liberty Bell to Philadelphia ?
Must have been a duck family A duck family ?
Didn’t you say there was a quack in it !
Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them?
I did! Well, here’s the elastic band.
Who drives away all of his customers?
A taxicab driver.
Who drives away all his customers ?
A taxi driver.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom ?
Squidnappers !
Who has the most dangerous job in Transylvania?
Dracula’s dentist.
Who has the best website in the jungle?
The Onlion King.