Who do elephants get their christmas presents from ?
Elephanta Claus !
Who do elephants get their chris…
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Who did the ghost invite to his …
Who did the ghost invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.
Who did the breeder call when hi…
Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit?
An exhorsist!
Who designed Noah’s ark?An ark-i…
Who designed Noah’s ark?
An ark-itect !
Who do zombie cowboys fight? Dea…
Who do zombie cowboys fight?
Deadskins.
Who do you think was sent to cov…
Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?
A cub reporter.
Who do they get for Babe the pig…
Who do they get for Babe the pig’s dangerous movie scenes?
A stunt ham.
Who do hamburgers love on TV?Arc…
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
Who doesn’t like to sit in front…
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire?
A Snowman.
Who does Dracula get letters fro…
Who does Dracula get letters from?
His fang club.