Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag ?
They can lighten your load !
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Why are frogs no good at websurf…
Why are frogs no good at websurfing?
Computers have them toad-ily confused.
Who won the Monster Beauty Conte…
Who won the Monster Beauty Contest?
No one.
Why are gold fish orange ? The w…
Why are gold fish orange ?
The water makes them rusty !
Why are Gorillas underpaid?They’…
Why are Gorillas underpaid?
They’re willing to work peanuts!
Why are hamburgers essential to …
Why are hamburgers essential to football?
Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!
Why are haunted houses so noisy …
Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?
That’s when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Why are men like blenders?You ne…
Why are men like blenders?
You need one, but you’re not quite sure why.
Why are men like paper cups? The…
Why are men like paper cups?
They’re disposable
Why are mosquitoes annoying? Bec…
Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they get under your skin.