Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?
-Because if they were small and round and smooth they’d be M&M’s
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Why are mosquitos religious ?The…
Why are mosquitos religious ?
They prey on you !
Why are oranges like bells?You c…
Why are oranges like bells?
You can peel (peal) both of them.
Why are only 2% of blondes touch…
Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
The rest are hunt’n peckers.
Why are pigs such early risers? …
Why are pigs such early risers?
Did you ever try to shut off a rooster?
Why are parents boring?Because t…
Why are parents boring?
Because they’re groan-ups.
Why are rabbits like calculators…
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
Why are pigs such great football…
Why are pigs such great football fans?
They’re always rooting.
Why are sardines the stupidest f…
Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ?
Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !
Why are rivers lazy?Because they…
Why are rivers lazy?
Because they never get off their beds.