Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Why are snakes hard to fool ?
They have no legs to pull !
Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?
Because the rest are weekdays.
Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have webbed feet !
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why are spiders like tops ?
They are always spinning !
Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?
Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?
Because there’s lots of school spirit!
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
The parrots eat em all (Paracetamol)
Why are there interstates in Hawaii?