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Why are there so many piggy bank…
Why are there so many piggy banks?
Pigs don’t like to hide their money in the mattress.
Why are there so many Johnson in…
Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?
They all have phones.
Why are Vampires Democrats?They …
Why are Vampires Democrats?
They want Gore in 2000.
Why are vampire families so clos…
Why are vampire families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water.
Why are you eating a banana with…
Why are you eating a banana with the skin on?
Oh, it’s all right. I know what’s inside.
Why are women such bad drivers?B…
Why are women such bad drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
Why are vampires like false teet…
Why are vampires like false teeth?
They all come out at night.
Why aren’t burgers the least bit…
Why aren’t burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?
They’re used to people ‘goblin’ them!
Why are you stuffing all that Ea…
Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?
” “Because it doesn’t taste as good if I stuff it in my ears.”