Why did the bald man go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !
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Why did the baby monster put his…
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop.
Why did the banana go out with t…
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the bald man put a rabbi…
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?
Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
Why did the bank robber take a b…
Why did the bank robber take a bath?
So he could make a clean getaway.
Why did the banana go out with t…
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because he couldn’t find a date.
Why did the bat miss the bus? Be…
Why did the bat miss the bus?
Because he hung around for too long.
Why did the bareback performer r…
Why did the bareback performer ride his horse?
Because it got too heavy to carry.
Why did the bee started talking …
Why did the bee started talking poetry ?
He was waxing lyrical !
Why did the bed spread?Because i…
Why did the bed spread?
Because it saw the pillow slip.