Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him?
-To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
Why did the Aggie take a golf cl…
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Why did the angel lose her job? …
Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure.
Why did the alien phone home on …
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
Why did the alien phone home on …
Why did the alien phone home on his mobile?
Because it was so ET !
Why did the army send so many wo…
Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
Why did the Ape jump off the bui…
Why did the Ape jump off the building?
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Why did the ant-elope ?Nobody gn…
Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !
Why did the auditor cross the ro…
Why did the auditor cross the road?
Because he looked in the file and that’s what they did last year.
Why did the artist put on a show…
Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
Why did the bald man paint rabbi…
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares!