Why did King Kong join the army?
To learn about gorilla warfare.
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Why did Silly Sue throw her guit…
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ?
Because it had a hole in the middle.
Why did Rudolfo salute the box o…
Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket?
Because the label said General Foods.
Why did Robin Hood steal from th…
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn’t have any !
Why did the 3-legged dog go back…
Why did the 3-legged dog go back to Dodge City?
To see who shot his “paw.”
Why did the 280-pound girl marry…
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man?
She wanted a big wedding.
Why did some snakes disobey Noah…
Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said “Go forth and multiply” ?
They couldn’t, they were adders !
Why did the Aggie call 911 in th…
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?
– He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
Why did the actor fire his Goril…
Why did the actor fire his Gorilla agent?
The big Ape kept wanting to take more than a 10% bite!
Why did the Aggie think the weat…
Why did the Aggie think the weatherman got the sunny forecast wrong?
-The Aggie drove through a car wash