Why did Frosty the Snowman pull down his pants?
He heard the snow blower coming.
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Why did God invent economists?So…
Why did God invent economists?
So accountants could have someone to laugh at.
Why did God create women? To car…
Why did God create women?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why did God create men first? Be…
Why did God create men first?
Because we learn from mistakes.
Why did he cross back?So he coul…
Why did he cross back?
So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
Why did God invent shopping cart…
Why did God invent shopping carts?
To teach women how to walk on their hind legs.
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayon…
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
He wanted Mark Antony !
Why did Henry VIII have so many …
Why did Henry VIII have so many wives ?
He liked to chop and change !
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip…
Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?
He wanted to find Pluto !
Why did King Kong paint the bott…
Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown?
So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.