Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?
Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!
Why did both Germany and the U.S…
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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his…
Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?
Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!
Why did Davy Crockett always wea…
Why did Davy Crockett always wear a coonskin cap?
It was a birthday present from his wife!
Why did Dracula miss lunch? Beca…
Why did Dracula miss lunch?
Because he didn’t fancy the stake.
Why did Dracula go to the orthod…
Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?
He wanted to improve his bite.
Why did Frankenstein’s monster g…
Why did Frankenstein’s monster give up boxing?
Because he didn’t want to spoil his looks.
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his…
Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death?
He had a crush on her.
Why did Eve want to move to New …
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?
She fell for the Big Apple !
Why did God create a man before …
Why did God create a man before a women?
You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Why did Frosty the Snowman want …
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?
Because he thought his wife was a flake.